it's coming to get me

Are you shy? Do you avoid taking risks? Are you always on time and often anxious? Are you a teetotaler, a nonsmoker and don't drink much coffee?

Then, believe it or not, you may be at risk for one of the dreaded scourges of aging today — Parkinson's disease.

Ok, so I got the always on time thing from my dad's side, the anxiety from mold, the teetotaling from laziness, the nonsmoking from, well, ew, and the coffee avoidance from an unfortunate smell association with the middle school nurse's office. I think I'd better stay away from... chemicals. Well ok, then.