speediness, cheapiness, and shortiness

Today I learned that I can do three laps on the bunny loop at Fantasy Island, and I did a lot of it in the big chainring. I'm all impressed with myself, but I still can't write.

Other than that, I learned by watching Walmart: The High Cost of Low Price that Walmart employees need $1.5 billion in public assistance, so we might as well have socialized medicine, and that the standard American diet stunts your growth.