death by eggs and laundry detergent

Today I learned that eggs will kill doctors! Well, maybe only the old, fat doctors with crummy diets.

In other news, the much-beloved, discontinued Granny's liquid detergent, which appears only in the cupboards of hoarders who stocked up over three years ago and is the holy grail of EI laundry detergents, is my personal kryptonite. I don't think I'll allow that in the house again, much less my washing machine.