still sucking at online shopping

Today I learned that you can buy $154 pajama shorts. They're at Neiman Marcus, but still. On the other end of things, you can get a leftover "Jingle Balls" t-shirt in the sleepwear department at Sears for the low, low price of $2.99. In Sears' defense, at least there are pictures of footballs and such on it.

In other news, to go along with having to wait until the inversion layer turns over to use my clothes dryer, I can now ride the part of Fantasy Island that's right near the retired landfill if I stay upwind of it, which only happens after the inversion layer turns over. I'm learning to be not so much of a morning person.