drinking

Soda pop'll kill you! I suppose I already learned that multiple times, but this article says that the phosphorus in regular or diet soda leaches calcium from your bones, so as you develop obesity issues from your taste buds adjusting to sweeter and sweeter foods, your bones will crumble and you'll be stuck lying in a little puddle of your own drool until you die. Oh, yeah, and it's bad for your kidneys. See? I told you it would kill you.

In other drink news, as we suspected, wine critics are full of it.