easing back in

Today I learned that:

• It is Thursday. Last time I checked, I think it was Monday.
• If you want to test a computer to see if it makes fumes, you can make it watch tv extra hard to keep its cpu busy, thereby making sure it gets as hot as possible.
• Early I Dream of Jeannie episodes have a different theme song than the one I learned as a kid.

And, via Fark, McDonalds hamburgers don't decay, and for once, I'm not exaggerating*.


*But maybe the nutritionist involved is. Who can tell without trying it?