watery death, but you can forget about it

Today I learned that while you get most of your perchlorate in your drinking water from rocket fuel, it also comes from fireworks, fertilizer, and road flares. The EPA would like to assure us that the levels are fine and that the Bush administration did not tell them to say that. Whether or not we choose to believe them, we can at least report that water will kill you.

Also, Lipitor will give you amnesia.