tv coma and sake

Today I learned that my husband had never seen Under Siege, and that The Empire Strikes Back, which I found riveting when it came out in 1980, flows like a play on speed, or at least it did on the channel I was watching. I suppose it's possible that it's a terribly cheesy movie, but it's also possible that they couldn't figure out how to cut it and instead ran it at 1.1x normal speed.

Other than that, I learned that some people handle chopsticks better when sake is involved in the problem.