lots of things that'll kill you!
Today I learned that drinking alcohol will kill you! In any amount! And it wasn't the grapes in red wine that lowered your risk of heart attack, it was the alcohol and/or the lifestyle.
So, in a thoroughly unresearched, off-the-cuff year in review, chocolate is good for you, except if you eat it until you're grossly overweight, and alcohol will give you cancer, and roasted veggies will rot your teeth, and toys will kill your children, and air fresheners will wipe out everybody, and we're all going to get wrinkly from UVA rays unless a sunscreen company saves us, but the sunscreen will probably contain a bunch of parabens and such that will kill us, so we'll all be dead instead of wrinkly, particularly because the medications prescribed to us to control the things that'll kill us will kill us.
And so will going to the hospital.
With all these things that'll kill us, it makes you wonder why the roads are so crowded.
So, in a thoroughly unresearched, off-the-cuff year in review, chocolate is good for you, except if you eat it until you're grossly overweight, and alcohol will give you cancer, and roasted veggies will rot your teeth, and toys will kill your children, and air fresheners will wipe out everybody, and we're all going to get wrinkly from UVA rays unless a sunscreen company saves us, but the sunscreen will probably contain a bunch of parabens and such that will kill us, so we'll all be dead instead of wrinkly, particularly because the medications prescribed to us to control the things that'll kill us will kill us.
And so will going to the hospital.
With all these things that'll kill us, it makes you wonder why the roads are so crowded.
posted by missmolly at 10:41 AM
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