the molecular number of tapioca

Today I think I learned that Netflix has a new commercial out because 27 people visited this blog after searching for some variant of 'netflix molecular number tapioca,' all between 10:41 and 10:54 pm MST last night. If this happens again tonight:

• We here at broken physicist are sorry to report that there is no such thing as a molecular number. In addition, tapioca is very likely a mixture of molecules, so you are similarly out of luck if you were looking for the molecular weight or the atomic number of tapioca. There's a reason you ended up on some sick physicist's blog instead of somewhere real.
• I'm not even sure a commercial started this whole thing.
• Never drink anything hot out of styrofoam - do you know what kinds of chemicals come out of that stuff?? (Sorry, that's usually the sort of thing we report on around here.)

But, as of 3:39 pm MST today, I'm honored to still be at #1 on Google for 'netflix molecular number tapioca.' Thank you all so much.