squishy household items and toxicity

Today I learned that:

• A standard bed pillow is 20 in x 26 in.
• Microwaving your sponge for two minutes kills most of the stuff living in it, but I don't know what that would smell like. It's not clear that I'm interested enough to find out, either.
• Toxicity is nonlinear with dosage, so see, I told you tiny amounts of chemicals could mess you up (but probably not like me unless you're really lucky).
• Sites geared for the gaming crowd are big on flash and caffeine. They have caffeine drinks, pills, gum, mints, syrup, and soap. Also something called Nelly Pimp Juice, which we just don't want to know about.