larcenous minds and cheating on hills

Today I learned by fishing around on YouTube how to steal a bike in broad daylight in New York City.

In other biking news, I learned that when there's not much wind in town, there won't be enough wind on the low part of the road up Mount Lemmon for me to ride on it, even though there's always plenty of wind higher up the mountain. I suppose I could have driven halfway up the mountain and started from there, but that just seems like cheating. Which I appear to be totally fine with, as long as it starts at the bottom.