football

My husband is watching a football game. Here are the reasons you shouldn't watch football with me:

1. I spend more time figuring out how they draw the yellow first-down line on the field than I do following the action.
2. I didn't pay enough attention to know there was an actual ball involved until I was in the sixth grade.
3. My attention had wandered (again), but then something on the tv caught my eye. At first I thought I was looking at a rubber duck, but it turned out to be a penalty flag.
4. It just dawned on me that I have no idea who's playing.

I think that sums it up right there.