glasses suck

I'm talking about the glasses you wear on your face. We all knew they were kind of a pain, but I just found out that I am freakishly allergic to the plastic nose-pads on my glasses, so I'm pleased I don't need them much anymore.

While I'm on the subject of glasses, we broke three drinking glasses in the last two days. That's pretty impressive, even for us. Everybody knows glass glasses and tile floors are a recipe for disaster, but add in the 'dropsies' (klutziness being a side-effect of neurotoxic encephalopathy*), and you go through a lot of glasses.

*that's doctorese for mycotoxins/chemicals in your brain, and yes, there's a test and everything.