food descriptions

In college I would describe the dining hall food before I ate it. I forgot what all I used to say, but I was raised by a biologist who trained me early not to be grossed out by anything, so it was probably disgusting. My best friend eventually had to ask me to stop because I was too accurate, and she could be grossed out.

I have since applied that skill to tile: looks like it has paint splashed on it, looks kind of burned, but I like it anyway, etc.

Back to the original topic: someone else has a similar ability to describe food. The hot dog gave me the giggles so badly I couldn't even read the description to my husband, who took this as more evidence that I'm nuts.