allegedly reporting the news

Today I learned that if the EPA fines you (ok, Shell) for dumping waste into a river and an ocean, and you pay the fine and agree to repair your equipment and monitor your waste, according to this headline, you can still have allegedly polluted the water. I don't know if that's a typo or what, but since you can allege almost anything, and I have a habit of making certain pronouncements, I feel compelled to report Shell will kill you, particularly if you are a fish.

In other news, now that I seem to be ok again, it has become obvious that if I go into the ditch, the really, really sick lady's household ends up there, too. I have the power!