how to walk

Today I theoretically learned to walk in high heels. According to an ex-Rockette, the trick is to stand up really straight, suck in your gut, walk heel-toe heel-toe instead of balancing on the balls of your feet, and swing your hips more than usual, thus transferring weight to your heels. If only I had any useless-female shoes to try it on.

Also, The Wizard of Oz may be too intense for people tripping on wood smoke.