playing with toys

Today I learned that if you hang around a four-year-old for a couple of hours, you can accidentally teach him archaic exclamations like 'for goodness sake,' also starting a debate as to whether or not 'sake' should be plural. (I know, I swear like I'm 70. Sue me.) Also:

• Legos are still fun when you're old.
• Kentucky Fried Chicken passes out wipes with their spork sets.
• If you're four and have never before heard of Kentucky Fried Chicken, 'Kentucky fried' is a terribly entertaining sounding set of syllables.