good and bad

Today I learned that if you boil intolerable nylon zippers for roughly four hours, they turn out ok. Now I'm wondering if that would work on my smoke-related laundry contaminant, but boiling sheets and comforters sounds kind of hard. Except it dawns on me that I know somebody with an enormous pressure cooker pot, but it still sounds hard.

Actually, everything sounds hard today. My brain hasn't worked at all today, so hopefully it'll work tomorrow.

Also, when the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.