useless information

Today I learned that it takes the same amount of time to go to the far away organic grocery store as it does to go to the close one in combination with running one other quick, nearby errand. That information is not only useless to people who aren't me, but it's also boring.

In other useless information, that really fat cat from New Jersey was abandoned because his person was foreclosed upon, and you can't use packing tape to attach trash compactor bags to the textured back of an old beetle's back seat because there's not a good enough surface area to stickum ratio.