recipe trove and goofiness

Today I learned that it's ok that my old cookbooks are in storage because I can read every page on Amazon, just like this mini yellow cake recipe (click 'on Page 247') that I've been faking for the last six months.

In things-that'll-kill-you news, I learned all in one article that high-heeled shoes cause schizophrenia and dogs give you cancer. I gotta start writing longer blog entries but selling them instead of posting. It appears that there's a market for articles about things that'll kill you.

I also have to stop trying to write stuff late at night after I've used up all my words for the day. I think I'm all out now.