mostly all about food

Today I learned that if kids get less than ten hours of sleep a night, they'll grow up to be ne'er-do-wells, but if you feed them juice and avocados, at least they'll never get cancer. Also, food colorings will make them hyper, but you can detox them by feeding them a bunch of coconut oil, which is apparently nature's perfect oil.

In other food-related news, the local Wild Oats has developed some pretty serious air quality issues, perhaps in preparation for turning into a Whole Foods at the end of the year, so way to keep your customers, guys.