how to get a cow out of a pool

Today I learned that it's about time to retire the drinking-age BMW and that the laundry closet in my kitchen is much more tolerable if you get all the shelf supports out of it. Also, the idiot who turned around the plumbing in there so they could put the washing machine in the garage instead of the kitchen closet used Christmas wrapping to fake up the box in the garage.

In other news, the mold from the storm on Monday is letting up, so I was able to go outside without getting sick for a little while today. Even better, I slept through the night, and in the bed, too.

And in case you needed to know, here's how you get a cow out of a swimming pool (video).