a hodgepodge

Today I learned that:

• You can get Maury ringtones.
• I hear that some kinds of dental floss are made of teflon.
• I'm pleased that I decided to stay home today instead of attempting the grocery store because John Edwards came to town and undoubtedly screwed up traffic.
• If you are making 124 dinner rolls, you should keep the dog away from the dough while it's rising.

And the quote of the day comes from the continuing Chinese food additives saga:

“Melamine is mainly used in the chemical industry, but it can also be used in making cakes.”