a new kind of stool

I'm not really sure how to introduce today's quote of the day. It's from the Ted Haggard scandal, which people find either really upsetting or freakin' hilarious.

If I felt better this afternoon I might be more inclined to be charitable, but I'll take my hilarity where I can get it today, so here it is, from about the third-to-last page in the comments under the first article:

This is why we shouldn't put people on pedal stools.