I coulda learned something interesting

All I learned today is that California is having a wine snob debate over the state wine and that in 2003 Jermaine Jackson wrote a book proposal outlining Michael Jackson's weirdnesses. Also, the New York Daily News is a real paper, but it tends a little bit toward sensationalism.

Oh, wait: I did learn something interesting. If you wash your hands using soap available at the Wendy's in Casa Grande, AZ, you will emit a smell contrail of such epic proportions that your wife will make you strip in the garage before she lets you in the house to take a shower. At least that's what happens at my house.