fake high schools, grocery cards, the stinky house, and football

1. Sunnydale High in Buffy the Vampire Slayer was played by Torrance High. It has also played the high school in Beverly Hills 90210, the one in She's All That, and probably a lot more I've never heard of.

2. Some people really object to grocery clerks being required to thank them by name, and they solve the problem by signing up for grocery store cards under false names, like the man at the end of this article.

3. There are two ways to get out of my subdivision. To take one of them, you have to go uphill past the extremely fragrant house, so if you're on a bike and chemically sensitive, there's really only one way out of the subdivision. However, if you make it out and ride onto the dirt roads nearby after Super Bowl kickoff, you have all the roads to yourself.

4. Sportscasters' chatter is much, much more tolerable if you run sporting events 1.5 times normal speed.