Thursday, December 01, 2005

should you learn this?

Before I was sensitive to ink, I read a lot of books. Now I take whatever I can find on the web. Today I learned that if you read bad fan fiction on the web, you come across sentences like this one:

"The mere implication was enough to tear his heart with a sound like unwanted wallpaper."

2 Comments:

Blogger Funball said...

I'm not even sure what that sentence means. I hope it makes more sense in context...

10:43 AM  
Blogger missmolly said...

The hero had gotten himself captured, and his girlfriend was cozying up to the bad guy, trying to keep the hero alive. At this point the hero suddenly developed a serious case of stupidity and thought she was serious, thereby bringing around the unwanted wallpaper thing.

There, now that didn't help at all, did it?

10:43 AM  

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