800 calories of ice cream

I got lots of chemical sensitivities from the mold, but my husband developed worse food allergies. He only has 18 'safe' foods, and when he tried to stick to just those, he lost 15 lbs. So now we're trying to feed him up, and he just told me how many calories there are in the pint of ice cream he just consumed. Now I feel compelled to figure out exactly what he ate today, so here goes:

Buckwheat pancakes......... 460
Agave syrup............... ~240
Safflower oil............. ~480
32 oz pineapple juice...... 480
1/2 lb ostrich meat........ 160
0.8 lb lamb chops......... 1100
1 acorn squash............ ~100
1 pt Ben & Jerries......... 800
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Total:                     3820 calories

So you know, he only rode his bike 45 miles today.