things I won't try plus one I already did

Today I learned that:

• If you don't want plastic in your eyeballs when you have cataract surgery, you can instead choose to have cataract glasses, aka, coke bottle glasses.
• The way car companies give people 0% financing is by giving people with cash a rebate equivalent to what amounts to a big finance charge.
• Pressure cookers are remarkably easy to operate without reading the directions if you used to run a dilution refrigerator. All you have to know is cooking pressure is usually 15 PSI.

And aged diet soda will kill you.