things you learn on holidays

Today I learned that:

• The trick to eating cold turkey is to put hot gravy on it.
• If you make pumpkin pie with hazelnut milk instead of sweetened condensed milk, it's best to add some sugar, but you could just make pecan pie instead.
• I'm not the only one who has very little experience with mashed potatoes.

Also, mashed potatoes could substitute for rubber cement.