body sprays

Today we have a two-for-the-price-of-one quote of the day, all about Axe and Tag, the highly-fragrant body sprays 'for men,' that are used by middle schoolers:

Nathan says the trick to applying body spray is to keep moving: "If you stand in one spot, you'll choke."

And Kyle cautions, "If you spray too much, you get a headache."

Homework questions:

1. How much money will teens likely be spending on synthetic chemicals, uh, I mean fragrant products, by 2008?
2. What is the vice principal's name?