Saturday, May 20, 2006

the war at home

(cue up 'When Johnny Comes Marching Home' again)

My dearest friends,

The battles over the kitchen window continue yet, these five days later. We have grown proficient at cutting the enemy's supply lines, but as we sleep, they rebuild. Every morning we arise to rejoin this Righteous Fight, even as we struggle with our own survival.

The General has brought into play a new weapon assembled using 9 parts honey and 1 part 20 Mule Team Borax. I pray this new armament will soon let us stop squishing those *&%$^%$ buggers.

Yours most faithfully,
Miss Molly

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