cows and more fun with newspaper quotes

You know how dogs like dog beds? In the town where I got really sick, they did a study, and it turns out that cows like cow beds.

In other news, some kids are smart enough to recognize pedophiles on myspace, but then their parents go and say things like this:
"You wouldn't leave your kid on the side of the highway without supervision," Morano said. "You shouldn't put them on the Internet highway without the same type of supervision."