fancy water

Today I learned that you can buy Structured Oxygenated Water. Apparently if you model water molecules as 'O's, you can cluster them in groups of six instead of groups of 25, like this:

Diagram of Oxygen Waters Structured Water (6 H2O Molecules per Cluster)
O
OO
OOO

But if you read the whole page, it says lower down that the group is hexagonally shaped, so maybe their marketing people have accidentally given away a fantastic trade secret.

You can also sell 10 ml of water for $100 if you program it first:

One frequency used in the programming process of H2X™ Scalar Wave Activated Water is 528Hz the miraculous Solfeggio healing frequency that is used by genetic scientists to repair human DNA.

I would be laughing much harder if I didn't know that uneducated, truly ill people pay money for this stuff.