electoral mayhem

Today I learned that even if you've already tracked down where the local paper stowed their list of endorsements online, it's so unintuitive that you have to retrace your steps completely to track them down a second time. Try it: the paper is the Arizona Daily Star, and you're looking for endorsements. There's a page all about the candidates and propositions.

In other news:

• Stretching is bad for you.
• Lip balm addiction is recognized by dermatologists.
• You can steal money from the IRS, but we are not awfully surprised that the thief got caught.

Also, your faucet will kill you, but it might try to frame the pasta.