all becoming clear

Today I learned that if everyone answers the vacuum question like I did yesterday, but there is a vacuum cleaner in the vicinity, the lady who has lived in her car for 25 years is fully capable of vacuuming her own car, despite having announced yesterday, "I don't vacuum." In related news, she has explained to us multiple times that it will take her two days of preparation before she can vacate the driveway where she is parked, but today we found out that she's just expecting a package on Tuesday afternoon.

We knew we were being manipulated, but we just became unhelpful and researched social services. It was the owner of the driveway, who has actual parenting experience, who brought the lady into line. Key quote: "You should be embarrassed by your behavior."

I worship the owner of the driveway.