fluff and crap

Today I learned that if you tolerate fabric-store flannel better than store-bought sheets, and you decide to make flannel sheets, you end up with flannel fluff all over your house. The kind of flannel fluff where, if you didn't have time to clean it up before you had to go over to help the really, really sick lady, your husband could return home from the store and call you up to ask where all the fluff came from.

Also, it depends on where you live how much fecal bacteria you are likely to have on your hands.