wrong, wrong, and wrong

Today I learned that people who continue to have health problems after contr*** BREAKING NEWS ***
Pregnant and nursing mothers are supposed to eat at least 12 ounces of fish per week or their kids' brains won't develop properly, unlike the last six years or so when eating more than 12 ounces would give your kids mercury poisoning.

God, how I love hot-off-the-presses epidemiological studies. Anyway, many people who don't seem to recover from Lyme disease think they should be on long courses of antibiotics, and the conventional medical community doesn't agree with them. I got curious about that, so by searching the web for two minutes, I learned that the doctors who actually know what's wrong with these people don't think long courses of antibiotics will work, either, because the bacteria changes forms, and you need something else to work on those kinds of things.

And in case you needed to know, it takes upwards of five and a half weeks this time of year to make enough snow in Georgia to make a proper snow mountain for a soda pop company.